Manifesto Part 2

Hmm…Well, the doctor does say that you should air it out every once in a while.

The NY Daily News is reporting that Beyonce is retiring:
“The diva is currently working on a new album, but her cousin Angelica Knowles tells our source that it will be her last. Instead, Beyonce plans to spend her days scouting talent for new hubby Jay-Z’s upcoming label, The Carter Music Group.
Beyonce’s first protege is rumored to be an R&B artist named Chelsea Thomas. Her reps couldn’t be reached for comment.” Source
Who the hell is Angelica? I bet it’s just Kelly runnin around spreading rumors under an alias. Beyonce can’t quit! If she does we’ll have to rely on fantasia for all our sweaty cooter pics.

Us Magazine is confirming that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, thus the reason for engagement to rocker Pete Wentz. As far as I know Us doesn’t have any proof and Pete denied the rumors. Source
Some of the blogs have already been slamming her for being an unwed mother. But hey, she’s grown, as is Pete. Who gives a damn? More importantly, they’re rich. They can do what they want.

Lossip is reporting that Cheetah Girl’s/3LW band member, Adrienne Bailon and Robert Kardashian of the infamous Kardashian crew, got married in vegas over the weekend. Source
Aye dios! These fast ass kids…seriously, they’re like 12 and runnin off and getting married. I shoulda known something like this was gonna happen when Rob went and got that girl’s name on his damn ribs. SMH

I do it for the troops! God Bless America!

I’ve decided to only post pics of Brit the way she was for a while. My heart can’t really take looking at her now.
1. Brit holds kids hostage. Source
2. Brit goes to the hospital for observation and drug testing. Source
3. Brit’s results are negative…ergo, she’s just plain crazy. Brit’s kids get taken away. Source
4. Brit gets out of the hospital, but not before getting paid a visit by Dr. Phil. Source
5. Brit spends her freedom driving aimlessly around town and hanging out with her paparazzi boyfriend/evil leach Adnan Ghalib. Source
6. Dr. Phil announces he’s going to do a 1 hour special with the Spears family that will serve as an intervention.
7. Dr. Phil cancels the aforementioned show out of concern for Britney…but it’s really because he’s being slammed by the psychiatric community and being shut down by Papa Spears. Source
8. Britney hits up Palm Springs for the weekend with Adnan. Source
9. Brit and Adnan play with the paps by walking into a convenience store and purchasing pregnancy a pregnancy test. Source
10. Brit reportedly takes out a restraining order against Adnan. Source
11. Brit’s mom goes car shopping with her and Sam Lufti…It doesn’t go well. Source
12. Brit’s fam stages an intervention resulting her being put on a 72 hour psychiatric lock down at UCLA medical center. Source
13. Brit’s stay is extended to 14 days.
14. Brit’s house has been robbed. Source
15. Brit’s mom believes Sam Lufti has been drugging Britney and took out a restraining order on him. Source
16. Brit is released from the hospital against the wishes of her parents and the attending physician. Source
17. Brit teaches kids in dance class. Source
18. Brit has to wait a while longer to see her kids. Source
19. A new music vid is in the works for Brit. Source20. Sam Lufti has been served a restraining order.Source
21. Brit’s boyfriend Adnan may be cheating on her. Source
22. Brit gets to see her kids. Source
23. Brit’s acting normal. Source
24. Brit has a duet with Heidi Montag (The Hills). Source
25. Britney teaches another dance class. Source
26. Brit’s going to have to answer to daddy for a few more months. Source
27. Brit’s kids are starting to show effects of all this craziness. Source
28. Brit’s got a stalker. Source
29. Brit Gets a Gig. Source
30. Brit in 2D! Source
31. Brit gets an allowance. Source
32. Brit has been offered $4 Mil to lip-sync. Source
33. Brits got not love for Kabbala. Source
34. Brit get’s hospital workers canned. . Source
35. Brit’s first pics on “How I Met Your Mother”. Source
36. Brit’s opening up a dance studio. Source
37. Brit’s bro is taking charge of her businesses. Source
38. Britney on How I met Your mother: Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4 and Source 5
39.Daddy’s loosening Brit’s leash. Source
40. Brit’s appearing at the Kids’ Choice Awards?
More Details…
Rumors are abuzz that Britney will make an appearance at tomorrow night’s KCAs. Execs at Nick won’t confirm or deny the rumors simply stating, “The show is always full of surprises… You never know who’ll show up.” Source
I don’t think she’s gonna show…I think its just a ploy to get people to watch. But what do I know?
Update: Brit wasn’t at the Kid’s Choice Awards…as predicted…and for the better.
41. Brit’s getting her own sitcom?Source
42. Brit gets her coolo warshed out. Source
43. Brit is offered a gig with Peta. Source
44. Brit may reunite with her old manager Larry Rudolph. Source
45. Brit to design clothes? More Details…
Star Magazine is reporting that Britney has been meeting with designers at Ed Hardy about creating her own line. Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier said “I have known Britney for a long time — she is a good friend of mine. We’re talking about working together, designing a line of clothing.”
“Britney came in to talk with Christian about working on a line together,” Ed Hardy’s Marissa McMillion tells Star. “She was really nice to everyone in the office. Her mom was with her and Britney asked us to send some clothes to her sister Jamie Lynn for her birthday tomorrow (April 4). Britney’s favorite piece was a leopard hoodie and she loved the sunglasses — she put them on immediately. But most of all she was a fan of Christian Audigier’s own line.” Source