Sep 02 2008
Michael Phelps is EVERYWHERE
Michael “Heavy Tongue” Phelps won’t be going away anytime soon. He’ll be presenting on the VMAs, hosting the season premiere of SNL and writing a book about his making Olympic history which should be out around the holidays.
I’m kinda in Phelps overload but there’s something about him I find endearing. It’s proably the fact that he was teased as a child, his jagged monster teeth, his speech impediment, or those ears of his. Pretty much any one of those things probably have me feeling for him.
In Other Phelps News…
Singer Carrie Underwood apparently has a little crush on Phelps. The National Enquirer said that Michael and Carrie have been texting each other since Mike heard Carrie thought he was “cute”. As far as a first date he warns against dinner. “I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.” The source also said that Carrie is a little hesitant to start dating again. “Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her. She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.” Source
Cute, eh? Yea, he’s cute…kinda in the same way a monkey is cute, you know? You think it’s cute but definitely don’t want to date it.
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