Sep
02
2008
Michael “Heavy Tongue” Phelps won’t be going away anytime soon. He’ll be presenting on the VMAs, hosting the season premiere of SNL and writing a book about his making Olympic history which should be out around the holidays.
I’m kinda in Phelps overload but there’s something about him I find endearing. It’s proably the fact that he was teased as a child, his jagged monster teeth, his speech impediment, or those ears of his. Pretty much any one of those things probably have me feeling for him.
In Other Phelps News…
Singer Carrie Underwood apparently has a little crush on Phelps. The National Enquirer said that Michael and Carrie have been texting each other since Mike heard Carrie thought he was “cute”. As far as a first date he warns against dinner. “I’m not so sure you’d want to see me eat! It might not make a great first impression.” The source also said that Carrie is a little hesitant to start dating again. “Carrie needs someone who is going to stick by her. She was devastated when her relationship with Tony Romo broke. The last thing she needs is a relationship with another high-profile celebrity who’s going to end up loving and leaving her.” Source
Cute, eh? Yea, he’s cute…kinda in the same way a monkey is cute, you know? You think it’s cute but definitely don’t want to date it.
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Jul
15
2008
Taboo, nee Jaime Gomez, of the Black Eyed Peas, married his fiancé, Jaymie Dizon this past Saturday (July 12th, 2008) at St. Andrews Catholic Church in Pasadena, California. In attendance were all of his band mates. Fergie attended with fiancé Josh Duhamel, while will.i.am and Apl de ap served as groomsmen. Source
Aw he looks so normal. I’m sure Jaymie shut down any notions to wear on the kilt, moon boots, and rocket launcher he was planning on donning. Congrats!
Jun
27
2008
Kardashian sisters Kim, Khloe and Kourtney were guests on The View. Kim spoke openly about her NFL running back boyfriend, Reggie Bush. She said she was happy she found someone “nice and normal”. Will there be wedding bells anytime soon? Well, Kimmie said that although there are no wedding plans at the moment she hopes they’re in her future. Source
As much as it pains me to say, Reggie seems to be really smitten with her. She just might get that wedding she’s been dreaming of.
Please note that I in no way wish to upset the female masses with my above statements and ask that you keep the death threats to a minimum. Please and thank you.
Jun
27
2008
Enrique Inglesias just revealed that he had a secret marriage with tennis player Anna Kournikova. They’ve since divorced. He told British media, “Oh I’m not married, no. I mean I was married. I was married, seriously. I was married a year ago to Anna and I don’t know what happened. We’re not married anymore but we are kind of still in contact.” Source
I wonder if this is just a publicity stunt to become relevant again. Those two names haven’t crossed my mind in ages.
Jun
13
2008
Halle Berry and Danny Wood from NKOTB were…an item? Pics of Halle hangin’ tough with Danny at some point in the early 90s surfaced recently leading folks to believe the two were bumping uglies.
Aye, Aye, Aye Halle. Danny? REALLY?! She has a history of picking douche bag boyfriends but at least they’re attractive. Danny was always my least favorite of the group because of his primate features. Ah well, we all have that boyfriend we’re ashamed to claim…
Jun
10
2008
Foxy is fresh outta jail and she’s already set her sights on that big peace of love meat, Rick Ross. “They are in fact a couple. Rick Ross swept her off of her feet and this is gonna [be] the next Big Hip-Hop couple. They both are in love.” She’s apparently cool with his mother and his kids as well.
Source
What I wouldn’t give to go to bed with him every night I’m quite sure a nibble to his ear lobe would result in a mouth full of gravy. I loves me some gravy! That Foxy is one lucky lady!
Jun
10
2008
The
National Enquirer is reporting that Queen Latifah is going to marry her girlfriend of five years, Jeanette Jenkins. As we all know Big Tifah has been refusing to confirm or deny the gay rumours for years.
When questioned by
Ebony Magazine about her relationship with Jeannette she said:
“No comment on that at all. I’m done commenting on all that … It’s ridiculous, I know me and that’s all I need to know.
“And if the readers don’t know me, then that’s one part they aren’t going to get to know. Those are my people but they don’t sleep with me,” she says in a very even tone that is very consistent with her relaxed mood. “It feels so invasive. It’s the one thing I don’t think people need to know about.”
Source 
She told
Essence, “If I’m not going to tell you what guy I’m dating, I sure wouldn’t tell you I’m dating a girl.” Tifah has never mentioned Jeannette either directly or indirectly and Jeannette isn’t out the closet either. She even denied being gay once.
So if the “intimate ceremony” they are supposedly planning does actually go down it’ll be a big deal for the both of them.
Source 
My dear sweet lezzies no need to hide it…but no need to come out either….pssst (whispers) we alreadly know.
In any event, congrats!
Jun
10
2008
Bobby Brown’s Son Landon claimes that he spent a passionate moment in the potty with Lindsay Lohan. He says,
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in….
“It didn’t end badly, but it did end weird. I’m actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon.” Source
As raunch as I think Lindsay can be sometimes, something is telling me that Landon is making this whole thing up. What do you think?
In Other Brown Seedling News…
Landon is talking to the
National Enquirer about his relationship with ex-stepmom Whitney. He says,
“Whitney and I never really got along. She didn’t necessarily hate me, but she wouldn’t really speak to me either. In Whitney’s eyes, I was the stepchild-that’s how I was treated. I’d get harassed about cocaine rumors almost everyday at school.”
“Even if I feel asleep on the couch, Whitney would make my dad tell me to go sleep out in the studio house. There were two houses on the property. My dad would wake me up by tapping me on the shoulder and then he’d motion for me to go outside-she just didn’t want me staying in the main house.”
“It took a long time for me to get close to Krissy because no one would let me near her. Whitney’s assistants would say, ‘She needs space.’”
“She decided to turn me into one of her security personnel. I was a teenager but I was walking around dressed up in all black with a Security shirt and she’d have me work for her. I was just another one of her staff.”
source
You’re the stepchild Landon…that’s how you should be treated! Just kidding. Naw, if he’s gonna be angry it should be at his father for allowing it. But I must ask, in all reality, is sleeping in the studio house really all that bad? I bet you its better than sleeping in an out house…or better yet, my house! SMH, shut up boy.
Jun
03
2008
Remember
a little while ago when bees were buzzing about Diddy and Cameron being a possible item? Well those bees are buzzing again. According to Rush and Molly the two were seen getting cozy at Prince’s house last Friday night.
Sly Stallone, John Legend, Eddie Murphy, Babyface and other guests were riveted by the 2 1/2-hour backyard concert the funkster gave to launch his book, “21 Days.” But Diaz and Diddy seemed only to have eyes for each other.
During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.
Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.
Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”
Diaz’s rep had no immediate comment, but the actress recently told InStyle that she loved dating again after her breakup with Justin Timberlake, “Men are the best!” she proclaimed. “Sex is the best!” Diddy - whose mantra is “Preserve the sexy!” - couldn’t argue with that.
Source
There’s nothing to be ashamed of puff (well except for your teeth that is). It’s really not your fault. Anyone steppin’ into the purple one’s lair is bound to wake up in the morning having engaged in some inappropriate(and most likely) illegal sexual activity. Just count your blessings that no animals were involved.
Then pics come out of their trip to Magic Mountain. Nick apparently rented the park out for 100 of their closest friends to celebrate their wedding with them. 
Are they wearing capes!? Jesus take the wheel!…and run them over!
