Sep
12
2008
Remember when he was complaining on a video about how gas prices are forcing him to forgo using his private jet and he’s instead having to fly commercial? Well apparently he doesn’t have a jet and his name couldn’t be found on any list of private owners. He did a vblog to say that the reason why his name isn’t found on any list is because the jet is registered under the name Ciroc Obama and that he only owns the wing.
What? I guess he was trying to make a joke…It just happened to be…well, not funny. What WAS funny though was the fact that I had to watch it three times to actually pay attention to what he was saying. I kept finding myself being hypnotized by his eyes in all their beady wonder.
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Jun
19
2008
I’mma start dedicating my “
The Things They Say” posts to Papa Diddy Pop cus he seems allow ridiculousness to spout forth from his mouth way too often.
He told UK’s
Daily Mail:
“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink - vodka and lemonade - and listen to some James Brown. Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure - and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I’ll also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black. You can tell a lot by a man’s fragrance, and either you have good taste or you can smell like your grandfather. In everything I do, I visualize myself either putting clothes on or taking them off.”
I wanna gag him with a sock. Why he feels the need to share these things is beyond me.
Someone else who needs to be gagged… 
Speaking out against folks “hating” on him and Tameka for the millionth time he told Vibe:
“Am I so much of a bad guy because I decided to get married? Am I so much of a bad guy [because once I got in the situation], I decided to stand for something, build a foundation, and think about my future?” he asked. “As a man, you would respect me for not turning my back on it. … It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men. Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men. Are you not studying the stories? Wake up! Black love is a good thing.” Source via Source
Lordie…
Jun
12
2008
Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs aka Poppa Diddly Doo Op Dee Bop, says that he wants to settle down and have MORE kids.
“I definitely want to get married,” he tells me. “I’ve already chosen the church: St Patrick’s Cathedral on Fifth Avenue. I want to have more kids, too - I want to have 10 in all.”
He went on to flap his gums about meeting Queen Elizabeth II.
“There is one person I really want to meet: the Queen of England. I don’t know why I’ve never met her.”
“She’s never invited me to the palace - not yet, anyway.” Source
- You’re lying. You don’t want to get married. You avert commitment as if it were a flesh eating disease.
- 10 kids?! Who do you think you are? ODB? Flava Flav? You already have 5 kids by 3 different women…its time to close up shop.
3. Queen Liz doesn’t know who you are. Hell, she’s 80 years old she prolly doesn’t even know who she is. Don’t hold your breath waiting for her to call.
Jun
03
2008
Remember
a little while ago when bees were buzzing about Diddy and Cameron being a possible item? Well those bees are buzzing again. According to Rush and Molly the two were seen getting cozy at Prince’s house last Friday night.
Sly Stallone, John Legend, Eddie Murphy, Babyface and other guests were riveted by the 2 1/2-hour backyard concert the funkster gave to launch his book, “21 Days.” But Diaz and Diddy seemed only to have eyes for each other.
During the show, they laughed and held hands. At one point, while Diddy sipped a Grey Goose, Cameron told him he “must” try her bread pudding, which she proceeded to spoon-feed him. After some whispering, Diddy nodded toward Prince’s mansion.
Once inside, he led Diaz by the hand through its labyrinthine corridors to Prince’s basement. That’s where we came upon the entranced twosome standing in the theater’s doorway. Diddy was bringing his lips toward hers when he realized someone was approaching. Smiling, they closed the theater’s door and locked it. We heard them giggling inside.
Diddy said he and Diaz did not go into a private room at the Sub-Mercer, adding, “It is ridiculous that two celebrities of the opposite sex can’t just hang out with a group of friends without it being reported as more than that. We are just friends.”
Diaz’s rep had no immediate comment, but the actress recently told InStyle that she loved dating again after her breakup with Justin Timberlake, “Men are the best!” she proclaimed. “Sex is the best!” Diddy - whose mantra is “Preserve the sexy!” - couldn’t argue with that.
Source
There’s nothing to be ashamed of puff (well except for your teeth that is). It’s really not your fault. Anyone steppin’ into the purple one’s lair is bound to wake up in the morning having engaged in some inappropriate(and most likely) illegal sexual activity. Just count your blessings that no animals were involved.
Mar
27
2008
So Sean “Beady Eyes and Unfortunate Teeth” Combs is throwin’ a little milk in his coffee.
“Cameron Diaz and P.Diddy have been going out on some secret dates lately. The two were spotted dining at Osteria Mozza restaurant on March 15. They arrived at the restaurant separately but left together through the back. Cameron was already seated when Diddy arrived wearing a brown Jump Suit and brought his own bottle of red wine wrapped in a ghetto Ralph’s plastic bag. It was obvious they were on a date as the couple giggled and flirted with each other during dinner.”
Source
I love weird couples. They can sit around and pick each others acne. This is awesome.
